Brownie Ponts Blog

I just stumbled across this website, Fresh Finds, which reads like a party for As Seen on TV products.

It’s an estuary of innovative finds, and gadget-disaster rubbernecking. It’s up to you to define which is the lifesaver or which will sink your boat for the following (Like the name game: My Little Pony or porn star?):

• Slider Station: “makes 5 perfect restaurant style mini-burgers in no time flat! Everyone loves sliders—now you can make them quickly and easily right at home.” Also available in square.
• Hot Dog Toaster: “Enjoy tasty hot dogs as easily as making toast! … Just place 2 hot dogs and 2 buns into the toaster’s special slots and press the lever down. When they’re done, they’ll pop up to let you know!”
• 3-Tier Oven Rack: “Cook 3X as much in your oven! During those family get-togethers or holiday dinners, max out space with the perfect cooking companion. Innovative 3-tier design lets you bake up to 3 of your favorite dishes.”
• Ice Cream Sandwich Maker: “Homemade ice cream sandwiches as easy as 1, 2, 3! This ice cream sandwich maker set turns out perfectly formed ice cream sandwiches. Simply add your favorite cookies, scoop in ice cream or frozen yogurt and press.”
• Chicken Rack: “Cook chicken wings and legs perfectly even, while unhealthy fat drips away! No turning or testing is required—just place up to 12 legs or wings on this upright rack.”
• Silicone Roast Lifter: “Silicone lifter takes the worry out of lifting your roasts! Now you can carry your holiday turkey, roast or ham from the oven to the serving dish effortlessly. Flexible “sling” sits snugly beneath your roast while cooking allowing for easy transfer to a carving board or serving platter.”
• Rack Guards & Oven Gloves: “Rack guards help protect from oven burns. We’ve all been there: we reach into a hot oven to check on dinner when… OUCH! We accidentally brush up against that hot rack. These rack guards cover approximately 95% of the front rail of oven racks.”
• DaysAgo™ Timers: “How old is it? Now you won’t have to remember when you opened it, closed it, sauced it, juiced it or grew it! Reusable DaysAgo™ Timers count up to 99 days—so you know just how fresh your food is.”
• Electric Gravy Boat: “Now your gravy will always receive a warm reception at mealtimes! This unique gravy boat features an electric, stainless steel warming base that keeps sauces and gravies piping hot inside the ceramic gravy boat.”
• Scoop & Release Dough Dropper: “Enjoy making cookies but hate the messy fingers? Well, here’s the solution. This kitchen must-have neatly scoops and drops dough onto baking sheets—without any of the hassle.”

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