Fortune Cookies
…in bed.
Wednesday, July 5, 2006

fortune cookie


life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think
you are a source of wisdom and strength to many people
you are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow
you will inherit a large sum of money
you are going to take a vacation


- McAuliflower | (Permalink)

8 Comments

posted July 6th, 2006 at 9:16 am

Did the bottom two come true ;) ?

  • I’m working on the last one! As for the inheritance… I hope not! :/

    –McAuliflower

- Nerissa
posted July 7th, 2006 at 2:06 pm

So ending fortune cookies with “in bed” is how you get your jollies off…

  • one way.
    You’ve never played that game?

    –McAuliflower

- kevin
posted July 8th, 2006 at 10:45 am

I was trying to be clever, and failed…

  • nahhh :)

    –McAuliflower

- kevin
posted July 10th, 2006 at 3:42 pm

I love it when you get one that goes so perfectly with the ending, “in bed”…the second and third are my favorites!!

- Michelle
posted July 11th, 2006 at 10:36 am

I love the first one. It is so true.

- Duane
posted July 11th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

I’ve /gotten/ that first one! I had it saved in my wallet for many many years until it became too shriveled to show anymore.
Strangely enough, teh SO keeps Trivial Pursuit cards in his wallet… :p

- Meredith
posted July 11th, 2006 at 7:50 pm

I recently got a fortune cookie that said: “You will recieve a fortune (cookie).”

It’s not great “in bed” but I loved it, it made me laugh so much!

- Irie
posted June 15th, 2007 at 9:19 am

The best one I ever got was “kiss the person the to left of you”, and I was sitting with a large group of people but Nick (my boyfriend) was sitting to my left (not a cross from me like he normally does). lol ^_^

- Mandy

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