Did the bottom two come true ?
So ending fortune cookies with “in bed” is how you get your jollies off…
I was trying to be clever, and failed…
I love it when you get one that goes so perfectly with the ending, “in bed”…the second and third are my favorites!!
I love the first one. It is so true.
I’ve /gotten/ that first one! I had it saved in my wallet for many many years until it became too shriveled to show anymore.
Strangely enough, teh SO keeps Trivial Pursuit cards in his wallet… :p
I recently got a fortune cookie that said: “You will recieve a fortune (cookie).”
It’s not great “in bed” but I loved it, it made me laugh so much!
The best one I ever got was “kiss the person the to left of you”, and I was sitting with a large group of people but Nick (my boyfriend) was sitting to my left (not a cross from me like he normally does). lol ^_^
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