Happy Fourth of July!
This post goes out to those in the ilk of Cookie Crumb of I’m Mad and I Eat. Cause if we couldn’t eat through our anger, we’d likely starve.
Old Glory Tuna Sandwich
It smells kind of fishy, and its likely to make you cry, but its our sandwich damn it.
To one drained can of good tuna add: (remember to give your drained tuna water to your kitty!)
- just enough wasabi mayonnaise to goo it all up. Spectrum Brand makes me cry when used full force. If you don’t feel that bitter, use a 50:50 mixture of wasabi mayo and regular mayo.
- a couple tablespoons of sliced green onion
- a little splash of lemon juice
- a good grinding of black pepper
Slather on to good all American white bread decorated with our flag courtesy of food coloring markers or painted on food coloring.
Enjoy the tears running down your face.
First Amendment Variation:
Decorate your all American white bread with the flag and toast before slathering on the tuna. Even better is to whip out your blowtorch and burn the edges… because you can.