Do you have a sweet cookie in your life? Ok, how about a sweet and spicy cookie with a touch of bite? Look no further but I think we’ve got your stocking stuffer (errr, um, that wasn’t a euphamism) right here!
The Cookie Sutra is a delightful little book of, sure enough, Kama Sutra poses acted out by ginger bread cookies- boys and girls. This book had my work place in giggles as I have been delighting in using my coworkers as a mini-test market… I have a great work environment!
The images are great, and the position captions are just as good. Each pose is referred to as a recipe, with a little bit of cookie talk thrown in. As in the toe grabbing Snake Trap, “two (cookies) become as one, yet the calorie count remains unchanged”.
The book even finishes with a little milk and cookies in the form of a ginger bread cookie recipe. However, we found one should use caution when modifying the cookie recipe to make them more spicy. If you choose, more spice may be added by increasing the amount of ginger and adding cayenne, however your cookies may take on a life of their own… 
I woke up the next morning to find the spicier of the cookies had taken on a life of their own! To avoid kinky cookie scenes I recommend you add vanilla to the Cookie Sutra recipe and don’t alter the spice amounts 
If you do feel like experimenting… make sure to have a safe baking word.
This book has upped the ante on creative cookie making! Hmmm I wonder what it will take to convince my metal working friend Dave to make me special cookie cutters for my work Christmas Holiday Party?
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that’s just hysterical 
That is too funny – thanks for sharing this one.
Jocelyn,
That’s so funny. I literally burst out laughing at my desk when clicking over to your site. Fantastic! One thing, your link to the book does not work. 
Oh boy, I’m gonna tell all my friends to buy this book!
- fixed- thanks!
–McAuliflower
WOW
Hysterical. Great blog.
I’d be delighted.
Of course, the cost depends on whether I’m making science nerd cookie cutters or … other kinds.
How would anyone put tht in their mouths….its nasty cool!
Jocelyn I’m so glad you’re enjoying the book so much! I knew you would, somehow…
And for anyone who can’t wait to wrap their arms/hands/legs around a copy of their very own, stay tuned to SHF this December when I will be giving away a dozen copies to the best decorated, most “spicy” gingerbread cookie lovers/bakers!
- Excellent SHF idea! Can’t wait… hee hee!
–McAuliflower
I love the way this world can take an innocent thing like cookies and make it so much more interesting! Very funny!
that is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. i just forwarded that picture to a list of friends, of course mentioning your blog. haaa!
you can only get the full effect by seeing the actual publication…my friend though it would make a funny christmas gift. (it was a very funny gift idea.)
EWW Perverts!!
How is that hysterical? Perverts thats all u can think about!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuck!
You can purchase these cookies at Sugar Mama’s Goodies!
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